i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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