if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.