I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.