Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.

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(614): View more from Ohio

You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

(647): View more from Ontario

It's sore actually

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny

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(912): View more from Georgia

I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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(516): View more from New York

He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in

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