I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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