You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
you never un-have a 4some
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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