absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
there is glitter all over my balls
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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