Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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