I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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