I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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