Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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