so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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