I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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