so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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