Jerry, you need to find god
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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