Well apparently he's into motor boating.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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