Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ugly people sure do ruin things
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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