"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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