I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
