you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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