what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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