Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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