Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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