kristin has been a bad kristin
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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