i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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