We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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