Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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