I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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