If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm both gender and math confused
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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