Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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