i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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