Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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