let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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