Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH