your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.