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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(561): I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick. http://tfl.nu/378g

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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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(503): Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college. http://tfl.nu/hzqm

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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.

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(207): Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you. http://tfl.nu/tfuz

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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?

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(361): Did i throw a brick at someone last night? http://tfl.nu/tk7m

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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?

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(317): Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text? http://tfl.nu/5hnv

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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.

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(484): He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it. http://tfl.nu/m1ps

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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

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(810): Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down. http://tfl.nu/7v0j

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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.

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(920): If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter. http://tfl.nu/ujgb

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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am

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(281): You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am http://tfl.nu/8gbq

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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).

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(310): Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok). http://tfl.nu/yawu

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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.

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(720): You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life. http://tfl.nu/97ba

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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?

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(425): He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions? http://tfl.nu/lmc7

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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"

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I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point

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(301): All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!" (301): I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point http://tfl.nu/5hj0

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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.

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(423): I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid. http://tfl.nu/rw7u

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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?

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(239): On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets? http://tfl.nu/zqlt

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