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(507): View more from Minnesota

drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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(734): View more from Michigan

You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

Thanks, mom.

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(518): View more from New York

He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing

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(602): View more from Arizona

When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.

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