oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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