at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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