So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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