with your own penis?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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