I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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