once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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