Where is the hickey?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
All I want is dick and wine.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
