Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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