He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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