she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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