you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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