Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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