u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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