Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't turn off my feet"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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