Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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