i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your penis caused this!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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