Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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