East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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