around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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