whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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